(Source: catniphawthornes, via eastcollins)

(via spillre)

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sailortits:

“hey listen to this song!!!”

“okay!”

doesn’t listen but remains silent on chat for a couple minutes

“wow this is really good i like it!”

(via deadweredogs)

  • boy:

    did it hurt

  • girl:

    did what hurt

  • boy:

    when you survived the abortion

spectralomega:

thenimbus:

fat-birds:

5 peas in a pod- parrotlets 5 weeks old

Are these not the most adorable snugglebirds?

My cute gland exploded.

D’AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

(Source: mysweetcherrycas, via eastcollins)

// The worst part about taking photos for people.//

spectralomega:

saturninefilms:

is hearing the inevetible sentence, “That’s not how WalMart does it.”


Well no shit. If you want shitty, uninspired photos from someone that doesn’t know the difference between an ISO and an F/Stop (or better yet, a hole in the ground), then go to fucking Wal-Mart.

Ugh.

god i hope this doesn’t happen to me

spillre:

[03:57:27] 9: Im doing the dog with my food
[03:57:28] 9: ..
[03:57:30] 9: *foot
[03:57:42] 9: *TOUCHING!!!!!!!!!!1
[03:57:57] Sam: OMFG
[03:57:57] Sam: OFMG
[03:57:59] Sam: MOFGMFG
[03:58:02] Sam: OH MY GOD

(via deadweredogs)

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feferihipstersparkles:

you’ll never take me alive

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